Young Kevin Thomas sat at his laptop in yet another predicament. “The holiday party’s coming up and I have no clue what to get Suzie!” he sighed, scrolling through list after list of gift ideas. The image of his crush, looking at him with disappointment, floated through his mind. “Wait a second…” he whispered to himself as he typed in the search bar. “Another 10 Perfect Gifts for Your Family and Friends?” He laughed. “Chronicle, you always have my back!”
A wooden mallard with a tape recorder inside
This is great for that person whose voice you wish you could listen to all day long!
A framed Microsoft Paint painting of their favorite musical album
One look at this is sure to brighten anyone’s day!
A self-made CD of a capella versions of the songs from that same album
You know what’s better than listening to your favorite songs? Listening to your friend sing them!
A cross stitch inspired by The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
These will make great additions for any dining room, foyer, or even nursery!
A copy of Lullaby Renditions of Kanye West
Gotta expose the little ones to the classics at a young age, ya feel me?
A poster of Kim Kardashian from the “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs” music video
“Thnks Fr Th Mmrs?” More like “Thnks Fr Th Chrstms Gft!”
A pet blobfish
Come on! Who couldn’t love that face??
Tickets to an Iggy Azalea concert
Who can resist her beautiful lyrics? “Ween na ween winna ween na ween” really speaks to the soul.
A stack of hug coupons
Just gotta let them know that you’ll be there no matter what.
You might wanna include a fire extinguisher with this one!
“I love it, Kevin!” Suzie exclaims, throwing her arms around Kevin’s neck. “How did you know that I love chimpanzees and Kim Kardashian? Thank you so much!”
“Don’t thank me,” says Kevin, nobly. “Thank The Chronicle!”